I've lost Jesus, dos anyone noes where he at? I last ramember him at tha car. I tried thinking to myself, if I were Jesus where would I be at doing so only made me think nowhere.
2007-02-04 21:46:44 · 13 answers · asked by purpledinodick 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He's as close as the mention of His name.
2007-02-04 21:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by D.L. Miller 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I guess you think that's funny huh? It's not it's making fun of Jesus. You'd better watch your back. Don't go out in the rain, you might just get struck by lightning Hey, now that would be funny..
2007-02-04 22:03:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I heard he cheated at the Blackjack table and got taken for a little ride in the desert, but you didn't hear it from me.
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2007-02-04 21:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I found him at the mexican border, under the name Jesus Gonzalez, he is looking for some carpentry work
2007-02-04 21:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by NONAME 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I seen him ordering chicken chow mein at the local chinese restaurant just this evening.
2007-02-04 21:52:43 · answer #5 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is currently feeding me grapes. I will send him to you after my sponge bath.
2007-02-04 21:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by voodooprankster 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hello purpledin... :)
I can help you look for Jesus..but only you can find Him.. :)
Ask and it shall be given..Seek and ye shall find..Knock and the door shall be open.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..In Christ.. :)
2007-02-04 21:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
do you have any signs, like birth marks. nail holes or anything that would help identify your missing Jesus.
2007-02-04 21:51:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
He is probably under your bed with Buddha and Vishnu.
2007-02-04 21:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I found him! He was hiding behind the couch the whole time!
2007-02-04 21:51:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋