What is the most funniest jok in the world? >:|?

Question

....... welp! all the jok is so lame :[[

yah wat is the funniest jok ever?

Answer 1

A little "off color" but this joke always gets a bunch of laughs when I tell it:

Sylvia and Irving are getting married, and Sylvia tells Irving that everyone in her family has always gone to Miami for their honeymoon. They are short on funds, so they decide to take a bus.

The night before the wedding, Sylvia's mother reminds her of the tradition that all the women in the family have always waited until they were in Miami before consumating their marriage.

So, after a lovely wedding and reception, Sylvia and Irving hop on the bus expecting to arrive in Miami about 36 hours later, with one motel stop along the way. Irving, trying to be a very patient husband, unfortunately finds he can think of nothing else but arriving in Miami and becoming "man and wife" in the true sense. So when they stop that night at the motel, he begs Sylvia to reconsider. Although equally tempted, she stands firm in keeping the tradition, and she and Irving get separate rooms.

Next day, back on the bus, 10 hours later and still 8 hours from Miami, the bus driver gets sick. The bus company promises to send a replacement driver in the morning, so Sylvia and Irving spend another agonizing night apart at a motel.

In the morning, they're off again on the bus with the new driver when, unbelievably, the bus breaks down about 4 hours from Miami. Even more incredible, the bus needs a special part that has to be overnighted, so the driver informs all the travelers that they have to spend yet one more night at a motel.

As Sylvia and Irving go to check in, Irving wearily requests 2 rooms, but Sylvia interrupts and says to make it just one room. That night, Sylvia and Irving have a wild and passionate evening of lovemaking and, finally, they are literally man and wife. The next morning, after the bus is repaired and as they board, Irving adoringly looks at his wife and asks her why she changed her mind, though he's happy she did.

"Well," Sylvia says "when we were getting off the bus last night for the third time, I overheard one passenger complaining that by the time we get to Miami, the f***ing season will be over!"

Answer 2

I once got into trouble sailing from Cape Cod to Monomoy Island, 3 miles off shore, when the boat I was in capsized and took on water. I was 15 at the time and was regarded as nuts for having attempted a pointless run across the water to an island visible from the mainland. And I was sailing with 3 friends, 2 in another boat. What Abby Sunderland attempted was very ill-advised. Her father has rejected all criticism. Just because you don't shove your head in a lion's mouth doesn't mean you have decided not to live life.

Answer 3

According to an English study, this one is: A man called 911. When the operator answered, she asked what the nature of his call was. The man says, " my friend and I were out hunting. I accidentally shot him! I think he's dead!" She tells him to make sure, when she hears a loud *BANG* and the guy gets back on the line and says, "Now what?"

Answer 4

the most funniest joke is that which makes you laugh on a single word !

Answer 5

Q) How can you tell which one is the Head Cheerleader?
A) She's the one with the dirty knees!
(*laugh tracks*)

Answer 6

A man crossed over and met God beyond the pearly gates...

God, he asked, how long is a century to you?

God answered about a second...

The man pondered and asked how much is a billion dollars in your eyes.

God replies...A couple of pennies

The man goes silent for a minute and then plucks up the courage to ask God, can I borrow a couple of pennies?

God said, Sure, wait right here, I'll be back in a second.

Answer 7

A man walked into a bar...OUCH!...the funniest..lol

Answer 8

Here one...

Why does a dog lick himself?

Cause he can..Bet you wish you could.. LMAO

Answer 9

Is this even a joke?

Yes.

lol

Answer 10

ur question