my boyfriend said this... baby r u tired because uve been running through my mind all day. it made me laugh and i love him ..
whats urs?
2007-02-04 19:54:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
guy: can i tickle your feather?
girl: WHAT?
guy: i said it's really nice weather...
2007-02-04 19:56:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you be the 6, i will be the 9.
2007-02-05 04:01:47 · answer #2 · answered by I'm In Love With Delicious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ***.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
hehe
2007-02-05 04:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by mattysmommy2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This guy told me that I had the most beautiful blue eyes he has ever seen. I told him they was green, which they are. Pretty bad a guy hits on you and doesn't even know the color of your eyes.
2007-02-05 03:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by darlingnicky772 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
2007-02-05 04:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. wow superb line
2007-02-05 04:00:07 · answer #6 · answered by prabhakar_ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guy once said to me (sound of on ambulance) thats the ambulance coming to take me away cuz u made my heart stop. i laughed my *** of but eventualy i lost my virginity to him.
2007-02-05 04:02:13 · answer #7 · answered by angelbrat462901 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told a girl “you stink” she said oh you like my perfume, she thought it was funny. Later we were dating. she was a Moran, a month later I dumped her for another one.
2007-02-05 04:00:38 · answer #8 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked a beautiful woman in a bar once "Is this seat free?"
She humbly replied.."Yes it is, & if you sit down on it, so will mine!"
... I never sat down after that.. LOL
2007-02-05 03:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by Claude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go sell crazy somewhere else, because were all stocked up here.
2007-02-05 04:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one that I heard that I like is "I thought youd be in bed healing up, when an angel falls from doesn't thet hurt." or "do you know where that blouse would look best, on my bedroom floor"
2007-02-05 03:59:02 · answer #11 · answered by murduk0420 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋