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I think there is pretty much a quote for everything.
I want a quote that makes no sense at all.
I think I can pretty much quote a lot of the questions that happen late at night.

2007-02-04 19:39:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Quotations

8 answers

Groucho Marx said (I forget in which film): "if you take cranberries and stew them like apple sauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does"

2007-02-04 19:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by Boofie 6 · 1 0

My dad always used to tell people that didn't make any sense, "You're talking like a ham sandwich." I guess because ham sandwiches don't actually talk; unless of course you leave in the fridge too long.

2007-02-05 04:28:42 · answer #2 · answered by Phillip P 2 · 0 0

You can always count on Groucho:

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

2007-02-05 07:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0 0

About anything said by Yogi Berra.

2007-02-04 19:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by shivers 2 · 0 0

Read a Dr. Seuss book. You'll find plenty of them.

2007-02-04 19:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1 0

Yes:


Stop telling the sea what not to do!


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This is belong to me!
:)

2007-02-04 19:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by BE QUICK! 1 · 0 0

"Mission Accomplished"

2007-02-04 19:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0 0

"There is no 'i' in team, but there is an 'i' in pie... and there is a team, in meat pie."

2007-02-04 19:42:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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