I have a pug calendar and it has sayings for each day. The one for todays say" If dogs could read books. I'm sure that they'd be books about chasing and catching cats"
However my pugs have no interest in cats. So some of the books I think they would read would be.
How to Find and Fluff a Pillow
Food, Food, Food
How To Sleep for 23 Hour a Day and Still Appear Busy.
2007-02-04 18:12:24 · 17 answers · asked by trishnh 3 in Pets ➔ Dogs
My dog would definitely read (or might be writing as we speak, come to think of it):
Psychology:
131 Ways of Training Your Humans to Behave, (covering fluffing of duvets, straigthening blankets, giving up the last treat, and teaching them how to invite you into bed after you wake them up.)
Self-help:
Thunder and lightening -- what to do and where to go.
Horror:
The Bath.
Entertainment:
Fly, pigeon, fly!;
Don't make me pee in your bed again! and other anecdotes by Mio;
Confessions of a Crestie Drama Queen.
2007-02-04 18:39:40 · answer #1 · answered by carnelionne 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dog has a library. If I cannot find her she is often curled up and attempting to sink her teeth into any of the following:
The Dogs of War
Last Chance at the Dog Pound
The Story of Lassie
Clifford
Dog People vs Cat People
Chasing Cats for Fun and Profit
How to Evaluate a Boarding Kennel
15 Things About Humans that Annoy Dogs
The Rin Tin Tin Story
The Dog Star Planet
Everything You Ever Needed to Know About Snoop Dog
Walter, the Farting Dog
The Hound of the Baskervilles
Lady and the Tramp
and of course
101 Dalmations
2007-02-04 19:02:33 · answer #2 · answered by Noor al Haqiqa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a Border Collie named Caravaggio. She would probably read "The Agony and The Ecstasy" as well as Do It Yourself books like...How to Build and Mend Fences, The History of Shepherding, Farming and Tending Sheep. Other books would include the likes of Shearing Sheep for Wool and Profit, or One Hundred and One Dalmatian Knitwear, perhaps Cara's reading would include books on Lambs' Wool Knitting, or Ram Husbandry. Books on territorial rights would be in her library as well. Books on the proper methods of squirrel deterrents, cat physiology, the art of dog fights, and her most cherished book would more than likely be"How to Shadow Your Steward". She never leaves my side you know.
Yep. Her interests are many and the dog would definetly have a magazine collection on many hobbies. Such as "The Proper Bark" collection and she would most definetly subscribe to " Attention to Your Steward's Health" as well as "Every Dogs Companion Digest" She would eschew magazines such as "How to Look Adorable" as she already is, and knows it!! Subscription to classic mags like "The Dirty Dog Rules" would not interest her she would go for an editors' position in the "Brat Dogs" & " How To Be A ***** & Get Away With It!" She is really good at those two subjects.
That would be a short list of Caravagio the Border Collie's reading material.
She is such a cute *****, ya gotta love her.
2007-02-04 18:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by the old dog 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How to steal from the cookie jar by if I hada ladder
Peeing on the floor and blaming the cat by I pee daily
101 ways to cook a mailman - if you can catchem
What to do with a squirrel and why do we chase them? PH books text.
Dog barking tree and how to decode other dogs with acents by barking up the wrong tree.
2007-02-04 18:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Carl P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clifford - The Big Red Dog!
2007-02-04 18:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by Styles Gagan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Prince by Machiavelli
2007-02-04 18:15:06 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Great Dane would definately read Betty Crocker cook books!!
2007-02-05 00:59:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Licking Yourself for Dumbies
2007-02-04 18:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think my dog would enjoy a nice Dean koontz book.
2007-02-04 20:33:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog would read anger management books.
2007-02-04 18:15:59 · answer #10 · answered by desert_rose1274 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋