i cant stop them!
stop trying to convert me!
tips to stop them?
2007-02-04 17:57:15 · 17 answers · asked by zepfloyd34 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
they come in pairs with a little kid to talk to you i just couldnt shut the door in his face
2007-02-04 18:09:56 · update #1
You rather they kick your door? Seriously, if your house was on fire you want someone to wake you up, or is it just your buisness? Okay, Okay, your house is a crowded theater and they shouldn't yell fire. But fact of the matter is they are decieved and think your going to burn in hell, so they want to wake you up. Got to respect that. So just post a note on your door and say, go away for now, but come back visit me when I am in hell.
2007-02-04 18:12:04 · answer #1 · answered by CaveGoat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do it cause they can. Soon they will start sending four at a time instead of two. Then there will be Baptists and Scientologists, and Godknows what all.
You know the world is coming to an end when great numbers of church people are knocking on your doors at all hours of the day and night. I think that's what the rapture is all about.
I shudder at the thought.
It reminds me of that movie, the night of the living dead.
2007-02-05 02:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mormon missionaries hate door-knocking too, just so that you know. They would rather be doing stuff that's productive and door-knocking isn't. You might try to politely inform them that you have your own beliefs. And if that doesn't work send them to your annoying neighbor down the street...
2007-02-05 02:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask them if you can tell them what you believe so they can understand you before trying to convert you. They'll either go away or listen. If they listen explain this crazy religion in detail. Just make something up. Tell them you pray for their souls.
2007-02-05 02:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door with a beer in one hand, a copy of "Hustler" magazine in the other and a lit cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Make sure you have some nasty rap song playing in the background. Ask them "What the #&&* do you want?" They will leave and never come back.
2007-02-05 02:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by Barry M 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Paint the curb white. Wash your sidewalk. There is a mark outside your house that says unsaved and even if you don't answer the door, your marked to be visited.
2007-02-05 02:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I remember one summer when pest control sales reps kept knocking on my door. I couldn't get them to stop. Finally, I decided to listen to them and ended up signing up for their service. Since then, its been great. And I even like the service and referred some friends - go figure!
2007-02-05 02:05:06 · answer #7 · answered by Justbrowsing 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I hung a sign on my door telling them that i was a Christian & what church I go to & invited them to my church to learn the truth!
2007-02-05 02:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Frogmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignore.
2007-02-05 02:01:01 · answer #9 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Answer the door naked then invite them to take a bath.
2007-02-05 02:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋