how to start my own religion?

Answer 1

Easy. You want to start a true religion, then just start a group of like minded people to worship God.

Or you want to start a recognized religion by the the New Rome's IRS? Well you incorporate as a non profit persuent to rule 501C3 and the antichrist will accept you.

Or you can start a cult so the FBI will persecute you.

What kind you like?

Answer 2

Step one- Make a Doctrine. A doctorine heavily based in reality and truth does the best. If your area has a lot of problems scapegoat an individual group or several groups.

Step two- Start preaching.

Step three- Find a few diehards. Jesus had 12 youll need about 10 good trustworthy men or women to preach when your not there.

Step four- Get a TV show and grow your congregation.

Answer 3

Simple. Think of an answer to every possible question you'll be asked to back up your faith. As long as you look like you know what you're talking about, easily led people will follow you. Don't underestimate the power of special effects either. Flashy sermons stimulate the low IQ masses into a state of hypnosis that allows you to control their minds with relative ease when you're well organized. Also, don't forget half truths. Use facts to back up your claims. Even when there's no real causitive link, reciting examples that these talking monkeys can look up on the internet makes them go "ooh" and "ahh". Oh, and don't forget to ask for money. Claim that it's for God and get yourself a new Cadillac. Oh, wait, then you'd be Catholic. My bad.

Answer 4

To start your own religion, two things are required.

1: You must be intelligent, or at least good at manipulating people.

2: You must find a large group of idiots, and make sure that they breed quite a bit (although you can regulate it).

Answer 5

1 Have some people write a book about you and things you think should be guidelines for your religion.
2 Have your friends go out and preach it
3 If anyone questions you just tell them "You gotta have faith and believe"
4 Pass the collection plate

Answer 6

Make up an outrageous idea and make up crazy rules for people to follow. If they don't, make up absurd punishments to scare the pants off them. Then ask for tons of money from your followers so you can live in a mansion in Tahiti. Oh, and also make sure you have loads of Kool-Aid, pudding & brand new Nikes on hand. They will come in handy.

Answer 7

You should examine the foundations of Scientology or perhaps Heavens Gate.

1. Persuade the stupid.
2. Have them give you money for your higher power.
3. Mix cool aid with strychnine.
4. ???
5. Make money.

Answer 8

Apply for a tax exempt preaching licence at your County Seat then apply for tax exemption (which will be denied) go to a insurance office and have a rider policy attached to your home owners, go to a qualified printers office and offer your ideas of printed materials needed, tell all your friends and kin to come for grand opening.

That's just part of it.

Answer 9

sorry, the dog religion is already out there.
The halleluia chorus is spine-tingling.
We take vows of loyalty and silence, except when the almighty nose senses strange things in the air, or there is a full moon, and then silence will not be acceptable.
Running with joy is our prayer, and obedience to the Master paramount.
Piles of trash and deer crap are forbidden to be rolled in.

Answer 10

Get a cheap suit, put a bible under your armpit and start scaring the sh**t out people. Also, you need to get a couple of collection plates so you can "fund" your newfound religion.