all they do is destroy important things like them mickey d's and stuff u no what im sayin?
2007-02-04 17:48:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Satan is the prince of the air
That is his artwork
2007-02-04 17:50:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurricanes are a part of the nature that is metaphorically called god or excludes the concept of god entirely but i've never seen any real connection shown . If you want reasons study science we have enough knowledge to satisfy anyone if they even get half way through it . Can a hurricane assemble a 747?
2007-02-05 01:53:42 · answer #2 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called 'Intelligent Spinning'
Many Christians believe hurricanes are too complex to exist on their own and insist their must be an 'Intelligent Spinner' involved.
Kansas is reprinting all it's school text books to include this new theory, and President Bush says he sees nothing wrong with the two competing theories being taught side by side in schools.
Expect loooooong debates here soon.
2007-02-05 01:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God did not make Hurricanes. Like everything else on this planet of which we have direct knowledge, God created the Earth and the oceans then let it all evolve along its own lines of development.
2007-02-05 01:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no god. If there was, there wouldn't be a hurricane or Mickey D's. Mickey D's is evil. Their burgers are made from Kangaroo meat.
2007-02-05 01:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The weather makes hurricanes.
2007-02-05 01:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by racquel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,what came first was HIMacanes,but they were too predictable.What HE decided on for a finished product is a HERicane.Now I shouldn't have to explain how unpredictable they are as is their female counterpart.As to the targets of destruction?It's a message.'Eat better and don't live in trailer parks'.
2007-02-05 03:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sweet Willy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sends them so alot of stupid jerks who don't have enough sense to get outta the way can blame others for their misfortune!
2007-02-05 01:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by Frogmama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A God didn't make hurricanes!!
WHY??
THERE IS NO GOD!!
IT'S ALL MAN MADE FANTASY!!!
2007-02-05 01:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep us on our toes, especially here in South FL lol.
2007-02-05 01:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by beachdiva954 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋