One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home.
As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the
front door,
the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an
air of
confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he
said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will
see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He
asked grinning at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on!
There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".
"No way, it's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?".
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and
the girl's elder sister showed up in her pajamas, hair
dishevelled, and in a sleepy voice she said,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or
I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down
herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of
ours....
TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"
2007-02-04 17:47:02 · 29 answers · asked by stone 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was a good one
2007-02-04 18:05:55 · answer #1 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10
2007-02-04 17:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it on a scale of 1 to 10 a 6.
2016-03-29 05:34:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke and good punchline 7/10
2007-02-04 19:52:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a slightly modified version of the video of what I saw. Same concept, however, it was not a kiss that was the question. On youtube.com you can find it at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDhgqUZQwWw
This is truly an all-time classic!!!!
2007-02-04 18:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by rc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will rate your joke for you.It deserves a 10---a very funny clean joke.I will share this one.Thanks for 2.
2007-02-05 06:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO perfect 10
2007-02-04 17:52:59 · answer #7 · answered by brookesingsalways 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 out of 100. The best joke i ever heard.
2007-02-04 17:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke, but the original i heard was for a 'priceless mastercard' commercial and the guy wanted more than a kiss! nice g rating!
2007-02-04 18:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by sydneygal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical. I've heard this before with the word "kiss" as something else, though.
2007-02-04 20:01:54 · answer #10 · answered by MereMortal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋