im a pretty shy girl and im dating this guy that works with my uncle, they're like best friends (my boyfriend is 20 and my uncle is 30), anyway we dont see each other alot and ive had phone sx before but only about twice (to be brutally honest, i dont think im any good at it) when my bf, has alil much, he gets in the mood to talk dirty on the phone, and i cant b/c (1) im afraid it'll get back to my uncle. (2) im afraid i wont be any good.// BUT IM MORE AFRAID IT'LL GET BACK TO MY UNCLE! anyway i want to know if anyone can help, like what can i do? and also what can i say on the phone? id love to just shock him one night and say something wild (but not to wild remember im alil shy but i need to get over it)!
2007-02-04 17:44:03 · 8 answers · asked by Alisha 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
oh thats original about the phone sx gettin preg. thing. no what i mean was, i want something to say (dirty) to him. and yes i am shy, and im worried about my uncle finding out because i dont want my family thinking i do things like that. yes i do care too much, i know. i have to work on it.
2007-02-04 17:50:39 · update #1
okay, this is an idea!!!
have a female friend talk dirty onto a tape for you, and just play that!!!
isn't that a hoot????
then it wouldn't be you doing it, it would be your friend's recorded voice, in a whispery husky voice!!
OR call a sex hotline, and record it, ask for a hot girl to talk dirty to a guy......... and use that tape.
YOU crack me up!!!
this would be a funny joke if your uncle found out, tell him it wasn't you!!! ha!ha!! and the joke would be on b/f for telling your uncle.
Honestly, if you are not comfortable, don't do it!!
if he likes to talk naughty on the phone, let him get off on it, but you don't have to do anything you don't feel good or right about.
also this site has info on how to talk dirty!
she has lots of ideas on how to spice up your adult life
www.talksexwithsue.com
there are books sue suggests as well on this topic
just look and do a search for phone sex, or talk dirty
You can always keep it clean and fun, i'd like to rip the buttons off your shirt, and lick ice cream off your enormous crank.
talk to him like he's a piece of meat or food and how you'd like to eat him up.
Or wait till i get my hands on you, i'm gonna tie you to a splintery board and leave you out in the rain until you scream for more!
2007-02-04 17:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by Lilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you are his girlfriend, making out in his car would be as likely to "come to the attention of your uncle" as having phone sex would. Just talk about a fantasy you've always thought of secretly or something you want to "do" with him next time you meet. And trust me, as a guy I would never tell any relative of her family about what does on in our private life. Most guys are really really quiet about that, ESPECIALLY with the girl's family.
2007-02-04 18:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really dont think that this guy is going to tell ur uncle after all it is still ur uncle but for something to say dirty tell him that ur touching ur self and that u wish it was him and then tell him that u want him to ram u so hard untill u get off and then u want him to bust all over ur boobs so u can rub it in like lotion. that should shock him and even better its doable.
2007-02-04 17:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by angelbrat462901 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe watch an "adult movie" before hand or turn the lights out and forget about where you are. Why are you worried about your uncle?
2007-02-04 17:47:45 · answer #4 · answered by Brown-eyed girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're afraid it will get back to your Uncle, then forget about it. Just do the real thing babe.
2007-02-04 17:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about you only live once and you should have some fun with this. Here are some things to say to him Remember to say in a soft breathy sexy voice.
1) what are you wearing?
2) mmmmmmmmm
3) I was thinking about going to the grocery store and buying a banana
4) are you touching yourself?
5) god I want you
6) I want to lick your c**k
etc.....
You can do it I have faith in you.....live a little
2007-02-04 17:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you want to shock him tell him that you don't want to have phone sex because you don't want to get pregnant.
2007-02-04 17:48:38 · answer #7 · answered by Senior Fucktard 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am shy too..:(
don't be afraid of your uncle though...
2007-02-04 17:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by happygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋