2007-02-04 17:12:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I LOVE this question! Makes fun of religion AND medicine... Double score!
Just don't get Jesus in your gut, you'll need a laxative!
2007-02-04 17:20:21 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably a psychiatrist. Ask him about zyprexa (use only as directed, see a doctor). It's very efficient to treat delusional mental disorders.
2007-02-05 03:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They that be whole, need not a physician, but they that are sick.
But go and learn what that meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice, for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance. - Matthew 9:12&13.
2007-02-05 01:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope..u dont...Once u accept Jesus as ur Saviour he will 4 ever b ur Saviour and Helper and Will Never Leave u Nor Forsake u!!!
=)
2007-02-05 01:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by beloved 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A brain-- to write better questions.
2007-02-05 01:16:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Neither you would be best advised to seek a psychiatrist.
unless you prefer your delusion and then good luck & beware.
2007-02-05 01:16:56 · answer #6 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You need fairies. Jesus is okay, but you need fairies too.
2007-02-05 01:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not both?
2007-02-05 01:15:44 · answer #8 · answered by Not Dave 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
see this video by a cardiologist:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4136610474021109864&q=rawlings
2007-02-05 01:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by wefmeister 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋