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Every time Gawduh (that's the way the Tvangelists say it anyhow) sends a Tornado, it always wipes out a trailer park. Gawduh also seems ticked off at the Indonesians a LOT! Tsunamis, earthquakes, floods... is this Ahm a geddin?

2007-02-04 16:30:02 · 13 answers · asked by Bob 3 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He is pathologically insane and has been throughout all time. Look at the Old Testament. Even there, the sadistic SOB enjoyed the sport of hunting, torturing, and killing the economic poor and uneducated.

Trailer parks are like salt-licks for deer hunters. All God has to do is wait for them to show up in sufficient numbers – and then blast away.

What a hoot, huh? Ain’t nothing funner than kickin back with Abe, Mo, and Junior – slammin down a few Pabst Blue Ribbons (PBRs, in god-speak) and watchin a bunch of poor folks fly through the air.

I wonder why their prayers did not help them?

2007-02-04 16:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why blame God? He didn't personally send tornadoes and hurricanes to wipe out those homes and lives. He made the world and the world exists. Why would an all knowing all seeing being need to build a universe only to have it be nothing more than a puppet show? Pretend you are God and pretend that you know everything..... Why would YOU make the universe? It's hard to put yourself it that position. As for mobile homes, they are like big hollow cardboard boxes in a windstorm. They'll be the first to go because they are not anchored and are flimsier than a regular house.

2007-02-05 00:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by mazaker2000 3 · 0 0

No Bob, it is NOT GOD, it is the stupidity of the system to allow people to live in matchboxes without basements knowing full well the consequences of those dwellings when hit with storms- and no, these storms are not NEW, they have been devastating the same areas on this earth for a thousand years, and as far as the mobile home park, how come Jeb Bush didn't install federal alert systems throughout Florida to activate an alarm to wake up and warn the people of impending danger? I live in the NEPA and WE have an alarm system that they actually TEST periodically- so when the tornadoes and hurricanes come ripping through Pennsylvania, we will be ready-----Why WE need it and they don't is politics and the rule of the almighty, the almighty $ that is.

2007-02-05 00:37:28 · answer #3 · answered by mac 6 · 1 1

*laugh* That's what Joe Rogan once talked about.

"There's a reason tornadoes only hit in specific areas, ok folks? It's 'cause God hates white trash. Tornadoes are attracted to the small of Busch beer and macaroni and cheese. You add that to Kool-Aid and pro wrestling and everybody in the Winnebago is @&*%ed. That is not a natural disaster; that's the finger of the Lord pointing down on diseased spots on the map, going 'Why you @&*%ing yo kinfolk?' That wraslin' ain't reeeeeal!"

2007-02-05 00:35:40 · answer #4 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 2 1

Who made the Mobile home? Who forced someone to live in it? Are there many large trees in Mobile home parks to offer protection in high winds? I feel sorry for anyone that suffers loss but to blame God for everything that goes wrong is unrealistic.

2007-02-05 00:44:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Theres just something tantilizingly attractive about flinging mobil homes. It must be that they are advertized as being mobil yet they just sit there. I live downwind of a mobil home and love how well it breaks the force of the wind.

2007-02-05 00:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Marcus R. 6 · 0 0

Oddly a televangelist divorce centers around a loss of a trailer.

2007-02-05 00:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Gawduh is cool with mobile homes..... is the "smart dwellers" of those mobile homes that decide to park and live in TORNADO ALLEY!!!!

2007-02-05 00:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by CARL D 2 · 0 1

No.
It's just the beginning of the birth paings.
Things will get worse in the days ahead.

2007-02-05 00:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0 2

they have no foundations like regular houses....that is the price you pay in tornado alley....you need roots

2007-02-05 00:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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