i don't want pickup lines that actually work or anything, just something that will make me LMAO. thanks.
2007-02-04 16:14:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh damn I lost my phone number... can i have yours?
2007-02-04 16:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hmmmmm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Maine, my camp counselor for our all-boys week-long excursion almost had a thing going with an Acadian park ranger. Here's the pick-up line we designed for him: "Do you know smokey the bear? Cause you light my wood's fire/cause you're on fire!"
Here are some more:
"I have 206 bones in my body, you give me a 207th."
then there's this sick one that my friend made up: "Do you have some lube for my pan?"
Then there's the classic: "I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"
2007-02-04 16:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me I seem to have lost my medal of honor. Have you seen it.
Do you believe in the hereafter.Then you know what I'm here after.
If I told you ,you had a great body would you hold it against me.
2007-02-04 16:30:02 · answer #3 · answered by Henry B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guy: if i could rearrange the dictionary i'd put U and I together....
what a girl should reply to that one:::
girl: Oh yeah, b/c i'd put F and U together.
You turn me on like a blasting stereo.
2007-02-04 16:20:14 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Did you notice me the first time or shall I walk by again.
Works all the time
2007-02-04 16:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
At the office copy machine "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
2007-02-04 16:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Jose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you'd look like the venus d'mylo if i just cut off your arms.
2007-02-04 16:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Meltedplasticbag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your butt swollen, cause you fell from Heaven. No joke, somebody said that to me!
2007-02-04 16:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Kali 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten i see! ;)
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
-scrambled or fertilized? ;) haha i love that one
2007-02-04 16:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by ugly truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got one is it hot in here or is it just you?
do you kknow karate cuz your bodys kickin! lol good?
2007-02-04 16:19:25 · answer #10 · answered by psp07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋