Where would you be:
If - You had all the money your heart
desires?
If - You had no worries?
If - You came home
and the finest meal is awaiting you?
If - Your bathwater had been
run?
If - You had the perfect kids?
If - Your
partner was awaiting you, with open arms and
kisses?
So, where would you be?
Huh?
You'd
be in the wrong f*cking house!
2007-02-04 16:06:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well either that or dead...
2007-02-09 20:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think the question should be:
Where would you be if you came home:
To a cat that bites you to say hello
Police patrolling the street
Drugs being dealt in the flat below & opposite
Guy on your corner selling watches
no electric because your money has run out
My House!!!
Please tell me where that other house is!!
2007-02-12 03:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by newsboysno1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi Neo! I finallly found one of your many hilarious jokes! And yep. I think I would be in the wrong house. But I am too young to live on my own. I'm 13!
2007-02-10 03:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it is possible mate....if u hav the love of someone special then it is all possible....u give ur love to ur kids...u be there when they need u....everything will be ok then...if ur wife loves u then she will know tht u r coming home at that time...so everything will be in place for u when u reach home.....i dont think that it is just a dream...
2007-02-12 09:21:15 · answer #4 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that I am in my bed dreaming about all the things you said because it's too good to be real.
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2007-02-10 15:14:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That'd never happen, since this world isn't perfect. So, wherever I was, I would most definitely be dreaming.
2007-02-12 10:43:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dana Mulder 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heaven, After the plane crash with my family. Hopefully I get a new family up there.
2007-02-04 16:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice lol that cheered me up after getting my head slammed into a locker
2007-02-12 08:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lost like trying to find the end to this question
2007-02-12 12:33:48 · answer #9 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even though I knew the answer, you still made me laugh!!
Keep up the good work!!!!!!
2007-02-12 10:29:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know that answer, but "Norin" just had the big O while reading your joke.
2007-02-12 08:27:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋