George W. Bush, Laura Bush, and Dick Cheney were all on a plane heading back to Washington D.C.
George noticed he had a dollar in his pocket and he said to everyone, "If I threw this dollar out the window, I could make a person happy."
Laura then replied with, "Well, if I threw 100 $1 bills outside, I could make 100 people happy."
Dick then said(to impress everyone), "You know, if I threw 1,000 $1 bills outside, then I would make 1,000 people happy!!"
A flight attendant then walked by and said to herself, "If I threw all threw of them out, then I could make the world happy."
2007-02-04 16:03:19 · 13 answers · asked by pikachu is love. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eh..it was alright...but the world has nothing against Laura Bush
2007-02-04 18:58:04 · answer #1 · answered by aznlakersmaniac 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The pope was visiting with President Bush during a recent US trip. Their business concluded, the president invited the pope for a boat ride on the Potomac river. When a stiff gust of wind blew the pontiff's miter overboard the president got out of the boat, walked across the surface of the river, retrieved the hat, and walked back to the boat and to his astonished guest.
The only response from the democrats and the liberal media was the headline: George Bush Can't Swim!!
2007-02-05 03:40:26 · answer #2 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg u change the funny punch line
its
"If I throw George Bush out of the airplane, then I will make the whole world happy"
2007-02-05 00:38:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FLIGHT ATTENDANTS RULE!!!!GO Hillary,cousin Bill going back to the White House to be first man.....all he'll need is to find a virgin.
2007-02-05 14:39:02 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo yo yo check it i got dis mad funny joke yo dis dude walks up to dis guy and says yo what would u rather have dick or bush and da dude is like well i like dick better
peace out 1 luv
2007-02-05 00:26:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
good one
2007-02-05 02:36:44 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, they are all *******!
2007-02-05 18:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Awesome!!
2007-02-05 00:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Legacy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha it is great
2007-02-05 00:32:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL,good one //
2007-02-05 00:27:01 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋