a guy is in is front yard and he needs to do some raking. He can't find the rake anywhere-he looks in the garage, in the shed ,under the porch, then he sees his wife standing by their bedroom window.
She sees him at the same time. He decides he will motion to her that he needs the rake. He points to his eye, then to his knee and then takes his two arms and acts like he's raking . (get it so far? I (eye) need (knee) the rake(arm movements) She answers him by pointing at her eye,then to her chest(left boobie) then turns and points to her butt, then faces him again and puts her hand over her private area(like Michael Jackson does when he sings). He cant figure out her coded answer so he runs in the house and says honey I was telling you I kneed the rake! and she replies I know I was telling you.................I left it behind the bush. (eye, left tit,behind(butt)bush(her privates) Ha ha ha!!!!
2007-02-04 15:58:12 · 11 answers · asked by Happy Bunny to the rescue! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha this is funny ! umm 10/10 4 u and a star
2007-02-04 16:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could laugh about that for a long time.
2007-02-05 00:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by brick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!
2007-02-05 00:30:54 · answer #3 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats old but it never gets old good one i havent heard that in years
2007-02-05 10:15:01 · answer #4 · answered by marlin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine this...me right hand with thumb pointing up...GOOD JOKE.......
2007-02-05 14:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny,
2007-02-05 00:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by pay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha so funny
2007-02-05 00:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnnnnnnnnnny.ha ha ha
2007-02-05 00:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 02:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-05 01:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋