How about a good golf joke, do you have one?

Question

I was at the doctor for a check up, I was only 31 years old at the time. The doctor said to me, Look, let me tell what will happen to you, your overweight and most likely always have been, I said that is true. He said, your smoke cigarettes, I said for most of my life. He said, you are going to about 40-45 years old, one day you will be out on the golf course, you'll be about to swing the club and BANG, you will drop over dead from a heart attack.

I said NO WAY doc, how can you say that?

He looked at me as though I were crazy for doubting him. I said look doc, I don't even golf!

Answer 1

Nope

Answer 2

The good thing about playing golf is that when you yell fore, you get to hit people with your ball.

Answer 3

nope!!