u can also put funny things that happened in your life or something embarissing.
2007-02-04 14:14:52 · 6 answers · asked by betty boop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Saddam hussein was getting a tour in h*** when Satan asks him what wing he wants the east or the west.
In the east everyone is standing on their heads in a pile of crap. So Saddam looks at the West wing and sees that everyone is standing in crap knee-high, drinking coffee. Saddam chooses the West wing instantly. after Saddam's moved in, Satan yells "Coffee break's over! Back on your heads!"
2007-02-04 14:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. V 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man named Peter had just started a new job. The job required him to use a life every day, and it was his first day. However, the man did not know that in order for the lift to work, the metal gates on the outside had to be closed.
The town priest had come to visit that day, and was good friends with Peter. However, when Peter tried to come down on the lift, he didn't know to close the gates. After a few minutes the priest saw him.
The workers and visitors were shocked to see the priest look up at the sky, yelling "Peter! Close the gates!"
2007-02-04 22:28:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An Englishman, scotishman, and irishman are all at a bar they each order a glass of beer, once the bartender serves them immediately three flies go into thier glasses, one in each glass where they drown in the beer, swalloing too much of it;
The englishman orders a new beer
The scotishman takes the bug out and drinks his beer
The irishman takes out the bug and yells "give it back, spit it out!"
2007-02-04 23:00:49 · answer #3 · answered by dangoinvestor 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing i n his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.
What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Colts fan," the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard from Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"
2007-02-04 23:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by Vicky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny experiance= a few years back i broke my toe by jump-roping with my pants. i was bored so i took them off while i was in the kitchen and i started jump-roping. Well i got caught in it and went down on my toe.
funny joke(more tasteless than funny)=
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Cuz it was stapled to the chicken!
2007-02-04 22:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you kill a blonde?
give her a gun and tell her it's a hair dyer!
theres a blonde playing trivia pursuit and her question was if you were in a vacum and somebody was calling you would you hear them the blonde says it depends is it on or off?
2007-02-04 22:21:40 · answer #6 · answered by Green means go ;] 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋