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10 Way to know if you have PMS


10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The Motrin bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

2007-02-04 14:07:52 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

sounds good to me 7/10

2007-02-04 14:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

> i love this gal yet do not pick to instruct any indicators to her because she may unlike me < indicators....? Like what? indicators that relate to 'liking her' ...? What ought to you do? The note 'Quarantine' includes recommendations. existence itself is 'a probability' as resides it as ~ you probability no longer having it and ending up useless ...that is an inevitability besides. As for someone no longer liking you, nicely you probable run a 50 / 50 % chance of that with different man or woman, yet when she hasn't shown you a Gross dislike thus far, then you truly can shrink the probabilities of that fifty% no longer liking you through perhaps a further 50% giving your self a seventy 5% chance of her liking you ...or probable of ''no longer disliking you''. and those odds are extra perfect than those you began with. So, quicker or later you may ought to bounce instantly in with both feet and (in case you've not already) 'Introduce your self', and if she would not throw-up or curl up her nostril or run of to really extra perfect....! then you truly are in with of project. And, see you later as you nevertheless breath, then you truly are extra perfect off than someone who's deceased, so that you're a minimum of you're some factors ahead on that score! From there onwards, that is going to should be a count of 'taking section in it through ear' in progression a courting. somewhat, it would want to avert your self the ailment on the seventy 5% mark of it getting no extra perfect than that and change and walk ...or run away. So, what's it to be? Sash.

2016-11-25 02:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha, nice post. So now I know how PMS am I. hehe....

2007-02-04 18:40:17 · answer #3 · answered by Huggy Love 2 · 1 0

And the worst part of it? It comes

EVERY MONTH!!!

2007-02-04 14:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHA nice one

2007-02-04 14:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by shnaz 3 · 0 0

i married that bee with an itch

2007-02-04 14:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

haha, so true.

2007-02-04 14:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

2007-02-04 14:11:18 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

so true...

2007-02-04 14:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 2 · 0 0

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