A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well then, just give me my money back."
"Cain't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK then, just unload the donkey."
"What ya gonna do with em."
"I'm gonna raffle him off."
"Ya cain't raffle off a dead donkey!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
"Didn't no one complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
2007-02-04 13:59:34 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You see? the cajuns really are smart. I'm tired of people thinking that we are all illiterate.
2007-02-05 15:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by Baby Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 09:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by Shivani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Sounds like something I would do.
2007-02-04 14:05:44 · answer #3 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
smart guy....hmmmm
2007-02-04 17:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny....
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2007-02-04 15:00:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋