A woman goes into the vet's office with a duck in her arms, she tells the vet that something is wrong with it and it won't move. The vet tells her that it is dead, she cries are you sure? can't you do something? So the vet leaves the room for a moment and comes back with a big dog, the dog sniffs the duck and looks at the vet and shakes his head. The woman not convinced asks for more tests, so again the vet leaves and comes back, this time with a Siamease, He sniffs the duck, and looks at the doc, and shakes his head. The vet says to lady I am sorry but your duck is dead. The woman prepares to leave when the vet gives her a bill for $2000.00 . "$2000.00 ?" she screams " You are charging me $2000.00 to tell me my duck is dead?"
"Well," the vet answered " There would have been no charge, but we have to charge for lab tests and cat scans."
2007-02-04 13:53:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 14:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tahahaha! good one!
2007-02-04 22:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! That's really cute!
2007-02-04 21:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !!!! 10/10
2007-02-04 21:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um yea......got it but not funny...
2007-02-04 22:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by SoSexii14 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋