lots of blonde jokes!?

Question

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida????? CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?
Give her a gun and tell her it's a hairdyer!

check out my other joke called If a smart blonde and a superhero and a black fat guy...

Answer 1

Hahaha those are hilarious.

I got some!!
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Okay, so a brunette, a red-head, and a blonde walk into a bar. They see a mirror in the corner. The bartender says, "If you tell the mirror a lie, you will disappear forever!". So the brunette walks up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in this bar". And she disappears. Then the red-head walks up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the prettiest girl in this bar". She disappears. Finally, the blonde walks up to the mirror and says "I think--" and disappears.

Answer 2

I've never heard those before, pretty good.

Answer 3

ha!!!my fav is the last 1!!!!

Answer 4

thanks for the new blonde jokes you dont hear new ones very often

Answer 5

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!