1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
2007-02-04 13:17:14 · 8 answers · asked by undeniablesmile 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is there a question? I couldn't pay attention all the details. I was using little words, telling a horrible story, to rag on my confused worried scared friend.
2007-02-04 13:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Rahab 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I relate with #1, #7, and #8.
2007-02-04 13:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by HG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha aww thats cute
2007-02-04 13:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Bawls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I had a friend I could share this with... *tear*
2007-02-04 13:36:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! You made me laugh!
2007-02-04 13:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very touching! *sniff
♥
2007-02-04 13:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicee♥
2007-02-04 13:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 14:07:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋