A mathematics professor sent a fax to his wife. It read:
Dear Wife,
I am going to sleep with my saucy intern 18-year-old Ms. Alini, tonight. I hope this does not make you mad at all.
When his wife recieved what her 54-year-old husband sent to her, she was furious! The 54-year-old wife sent a husband that read:
Dear Idiotic Husband of Mine,
I am okay with you and Ms. Alini. Don't expect me to be home when you are. I am going to the hotel and having sex with the 18-year-old lifeguard, Joe. And being the Math genius you are you should know that 18 goes into 54 easier than 54 goes into 18
2007-02-04 13:09:59 · 9 answers · asked by Grammar B*@%h 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow shes right 9/10
2007-02-04 13:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. It's the same thing since they're both sleeping with younger people than them. Unless he's a pre-k professor, he would know that it doesn't matter which number is top, you can always switch.
2007-02-04 13:32:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats really good!! LOVED IT 100/10
2007-02-04 13:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that's a lot of one going into the other... don't leave the "remainder" on the sheets or the hotel will get pissed.... ;)
2016-05-24 08:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats really funny
2007-02-04 13:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by InFo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey nice joke man i really think that is so funny!!!! keep it up.... lol!!!!!
2007-02-04 13:22:53 · answer #6 · answered by geostrom b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...no....it wasn't that funny...at least he is getting some..
2007-02-04 19:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by aznlakersmaniac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok joke, or was it a joke?
2007-02-04 13:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 14:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋