2007-02-04 12:56:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Flintstones.
2007-02-04 12:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 12⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh! Watch out - you're gonna have 'em telling you about solution pits in the dinosaur tracks being human prints. They really get off on that. Glen Rose creationist museum. If you are an evolutionist or bringing a paleo group or anything similar, don't let them know - they won't show. Closed for some reason or another.
2007-02-04 21:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning, man was lonely - and hated the things he could sink down to, so he created a God in his image. As the god grew in complexity, he attempted to describe all the questions his peers would ask him about this god, and the world with a set of stories.
He could not explain the bones of these great creatures, which had existed, long before he had, so he invented dragons and monsters to justify them.
As his knowledge of the natural world grew, so he amended the story to fit the world he saw, and soon his stories became classic tales, that everybody accepted. And they told his story far and wide.
Problem was that the story was not unique, but one of hundreds of competing stories, all similar. So the followers of each 'theory' would defend it against the followers of other theories.
In the end, the followers became so blind to the world about them - that when science evolved - and a good theory to explain the world, they clung onto their old superstitions. Many ranting chapter and verse of the good book - rather than using their brains to accept or even judge the new material.
Theory even tried to develop sudo science to make the actual facts seem less important, anything to get back to the old beliefs, as they were starting to feel lonely again. They even tried to invent theories to describe dinosaurs, when they could no longer ignore them!
2007-02-04 21:03:50 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You can't.
Oh sure you can find plenty of made up crap on some creationist websites, but to find REAL exhibits will be impossible since hominids and dinosaurs never co-existed.
Oh and to the idiot that says that Job mentions dinosaurs, grab a brain willya? Clearly what Job mentions is a whale, and an elephant. Behemoth is describes as having "stones" meaning testicles. Dinos NEVER had external testes.
Understand now?
2007-02-04 20:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
You can go to the Baptist Creationist Institute, and there you will be entertained. If you laugh while at the exhibit, you are being rude.
But don't expect to see any Neanderthal people. God hated them cause of their perversions, and he does not even want to see Neanderthal fossils, cause it reminds him and he doesn't want to be reminded, got that?
2007-02-04 21:02:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
"God's Bulldozers" as they were so called in some of the lesser known texts were extinct by then. After they were used to create some of the geographic features God felt that they didn't fit and killed them all with lightning bolts. I'd watch it, God might find you useless someday too. Praise Jesus!!!
2007-02-04 21:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think you find it at the same museum the the chuch has that shows that the sun revolves around the earth.
2007-02-04 21:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by copestir 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Job 40:15-24
"Behemoth" description fits that of a dinosaur
15 ¶ Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
19 He [is] the chief of the ways of God: he that made him can make his
sword to approach [unto him].
20 Surely the mountains bring him forth food, where all the beasts of the field play.
21 He lieth under the shady trees, in the covert of the reed, and fens.
22 The shady trees cover him [with] their shadow; the willows of the brook
compass him about.
23 Behold, he drinketh up a river, [and] hasteth not: he trusteth that he
can draw up Jordan into his mouth.
24 He taketh it with his eyes: [his] nose pierceth through snares.
The entire description given in these verses fit certain types of dinosaurs very well. But we're going to zero in on one particular verse. It's in verse 17 it says, "He moveth his tail like a cedar:".
2007-02-04 21:07:58 · answer #8 · answered by robyn 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Watch the Flintstones. Don't waste money on the Jurassic Park for idiots.
2007-02-04 20:59:39 · answer #9 · answered by novangelis 7 · 11⤊ 0⤋
My show The Flintstones showed it every week.
2007-02-04 20:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 0⤋