back in 1995 i went over to my neighbors house. She was a blonde and for some reason she was mad at the world. She was in the bathroom and the door was locked. I said, "Come on, you know you don't want to do this!" She said, "I damn well do wanna do this, nobody wants me alive anyways." For some reason i actually beleived her and pushed through the door. She had a rope tied to her ankles. I asked "Aren't you trying to hang yourself?"
"Yes, whats your point?"
"Well, usually when people hang themselves they tie the rope around their necks"
"Yeah well, I tried that, But then i couldnt breathe."
2007-02-04 12:16:28 · 15 answers · asked by ilikepink29@sbcglobal.net 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one keep them coming 10/10
2007-02-04 12:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LIL
I wouldn't want to be alive if I was blond either.
Is blonde a word? Yahoo says it's spelled blond, is blonde even in the dictionary? Have we been fooled by thinking it's spelled blonde? When all the blonde's know it's blond? And so we look stupid when we try to make fun of them!??
2007-02-04 20:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that true?? I've heard that joke.. Really? You had a neighbor who is a character of a blond joke? She must be the inspiration of whoever it as who wrote the joke
2007-02-04 22:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. i had a girl in my school (blonde) and ppl were tellin blonde jokes in class and she got mad and carved 'blondie' in the side of this one guys truck... it was funny.. and that blonde was not me...
2007-02-04 20:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by nicoleaase 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha!
2007-02-04 20:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. good one
2007-02-04 20:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahahahahahahahaha thats a good one.
2007-02-04 20:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by just fine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's definitely funny!
2007-02-04 20:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!
2007-02-04 20:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!
hit us with more
2007-02-04 20:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋