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i was asked what would i buy my girlfriend?
i said a pair of slippers and a vibrator.
if she don't like the slippers go screw herself
was i wrong ?

2007-02-04 11:40:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

lol funny b'stard

2007-02-04 12:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by diligaf w 1 · 0 0

A movie and Chinese food sounds great! and if it weren't Valentine's Day I'd say that I was coming over to join you! I think low key is the way to go for Valentine's Day. That day can put so much pressure on a couple that it could actually cause them to train wreck.

2016-05-24 07:55:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

flowers, a kiss, a ring, and a nice love letter may have been a better approach man...
Oh and chocolate
You're funny though, thats probably a pretty optimistic thing for u.

2007-02-04 11:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by DeViOusDaViD 3 · 0 0

yes, you're going a bit over the top with two presents. stick with the vibrator and if she doesn't like it same reply applies. if you want to be romantic stick a ribbon on it x

2007-02-04 11:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by aria 5 · 0 0

Yes. That would work so much better if you were literate.

2007-02-04 11:45:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol..thanks that was sweet to read in the morning

2007-02-04 18:05:36 · answer #6 · answered by quilm 3 · 0 0

LOL
8/10
Keep smilin'.

2007-02-04 19:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So funnee.. Luv It Luv It LURVE ITTT!(:))

2007-02-04 11:45:23 · answer #8 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0 0

awww hehe

2007-02-04 22:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How very thoughtful of you ! haha

2007-02-04 17:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

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