Lovely woman really ,just worth more dead and will probably look better that way , any suggestions on how to kill her without getting caught ? I would throw her into the sea but i know the fish would throw her back , please help
2007-02-04 11:08:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
i cant she supports celtic , she can even swim the fooking clyde
2007-02-04 11:21:09 · update #1
bernie it was my wifes idea
2007-02-04 11:23:22 · update #2
Brian B i wish i could fooking delete you yah plank
2007-02-04 11:25:38 · update #3
ok i will just shoot her live on u tube and see how many hits it gets as she is going to get quite a few
2007-02-04 11:27:30 · update #4
spud you ***** i am fooking homeless yah old slapper spending all my money on yah dam buckfast yah drunken whore , fooking lead knickers thats why you cant keep them up and stop telling your daughter i fooked you the other night before i strangle you yah *****
2007-02-04 11:31:32 · update #5
Me _2_You kmfa yah **** yer probably on the fooking dole yah dumb fook :D
2007-02-04 11:33:49 · update #6
to spud enjoy yah wee dram you just drunk love you always will pick a nice head stone and chain it to you when i throw you in the fookin clyde
2007-02-04 11:38:42 · update #7
wayne go and toss yourself off if you can or get someone to toss you off a very high building yah fooking prick , report that when you go to school in the morning yah fookwit lmfao
2007-02-04 11:52:31 · update #8
she is a crap fook and told her daughter i had made her pregnant which is not true michele as i fooked her auntie who is up the duff and a better fook than my mother in law and wayne is telling the police while wanking on george michael's picture
2007-02-04 12:02:46 · update #9
its ok spud i can make quite a few chips out of one spud spud or shove a chipolata up yah butt yah numpty
2007-02-04 12:07:42 · update #10
think your missing the point shelley its a game lol aka a wind up duh
2007-02-04 20:20:57 · update #11
you have more add on's than a hooker after a night spent with her.....lol
2007-02-04 20:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by stormwrecked 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's probably a lovely lady, you need to ask yourself if maybe you're projecting your own insecurities about your inability to provide for her daughter. Perhaps you're just not good enough.
Just kidding mothers-in-law are intrinsically evil. I'd suggest a hit man, they're professional and you'll have a water-tight alibi.
2007-02-04 19:23:19 · answer #2 · answered by Jamin 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Of course it is. Seems like a waste of good arsenic though. Why not give her a Rangers scarf and send her to Celtic Park in a taxi. Much more entertaining !
2007-02-04 19:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Em good question. I wont tell you what I do for a living and I'll take it you are joking until I gather more evidence. Now be a good boy and leave your mother in law alone lol.
2007-02-04 19:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
This is a very silly question. If something happens to her you would be a suspect. Also, I think you could be committing an offence just saying it. May I suggest you delete this question.
2007-02-04 19:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by Curious39 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You should delete this question. Everyone feels this way sometimes but you are incriminating yourself if anything should happen.
2007-02-04 19:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by The Scorpion 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I doubt very much if your wife would like you doing something like that to her mother
2007-02-04 19:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why don't you try some in your own soup and find out!
By the way REPORTED !
Have fun explaining this one to the police.
2007-02-04 19:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Uh yeah if you are psycho and want to go to jail to become someones sex slave!!
2007-02-04 19:13:54 · answer #9 · answered by melody g 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i have no idea about the arsenic, but out of curiosity what does she do to you to make u hate her so much?
2007-02-04 19:58:09 · answer #10 · answered by neffyiffy 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋