I posted this before but it got deleted....
I'm ashamed to even admit it, but what the heck, no one here knows me so here goes..The other night after a long hard game of beer pong - which, by the way gets you completely hammered - I apparently stumbled into the computer room of our apartment thinking it was the bathroom and decided to relieve my bladder right there in the computer chair - mistaking it for the toilet ( gross, I KNOW) The bad part ? My husband's friend was also in the computer room, luckily he moved out of the chair before I sat in it.
I really don't remember this, I just had to hear about it the next morning on my way out the door to work. Also, not as bad as that, but according to my husband, I was prancing around in my underwear and a t-shirt...gosh! I am NEVER drinking again! Don't play beer pong! Especially with cheap,skanky keystone ice...yuck!
Ok, I shared my stupid story, now you share yours!
2007-02-04 10:26:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
slept with my best friends bf an got caught
2007-02-09 14:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by rocker_chick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went to an office party depressed and hungry. I started on the Long Island Iced Tea before I hit the buffet. One will get you drunk, 2 will get you stupid. I had five, and was working on my sixth when I had to be taken by the hand and led to the ladie's; where I promptly pulled up my skirt, sat down and peed through my panties! Then, to make it perfect, I ralphed out the cab window all the way home. Cute, huh? I outgrew that crap!
2007-02-09 05:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was on a summer vacation going from town to town hustling pool. My friend landed a money game in a pool hall with a local guy and I ended up getting invited to a money game at someone's home. I ended up winning several sets of games and got really drunk in the process. The guy I was playing ended up passing out and his wife came home early from work. She had a few drinks with me and soon we were both naked on the pool table. Afterwards, she drove me back to the pool hall to meet my friend. My friend was at the bar celebrating his win and I informed him that I won too. We both sat and had a couple more drinks. The bartender handed me a few wet napkins and told me discreetly that I might want to wash my face. Apparently I had lipstick on my face that everyone else knew was the wife of the guy that I had played earlier.
2007-02-07 06:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The thing that embarrasses me isn't hardly as bad as yalls ... but I felt like absolutely horrible.
I couldn't walk straight and couldn't see straight. So I fell down some stairs and split my skirt all the way up. Showing my no panty wearing fanny to a room full of handsome guys..and my girlfriend at the time....
2007-02-11 13:57:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was so intoxicated this one time I ended up walking down the middle of the road in my boxers....stopped to urinate in some bushes, got yelled at by the owner of the bushes, then passed out in a bus shelter....at least that's what the State Police Officer told me.
2007-02-09 05:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by beezbz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
one weekend it was a girls camping weekend and so we loaded up the booze and headed to this campground that was known for hot guys and good times...so we get there and the first night set up camp and begin drinkfest 2002. we met these guys and i was being my usual smart assed self when the guys suggested going for a walk in the woods to this big *** rock so we go and climb up the thing and proceed to drink tequila and rum (yeah very smart i know) when it was time to get down being the cheap drunk that i am, i kind of fell and scraped up my leg and broke my foot when i landed wrong...according to my friends (this is where it gets fuzzy for me) i walked back to the campsite and they made me stick my foot in the cooler to get the swelling to go down...i then passed out and woke up with the urge to pee and i guess i got up and when i put the my weight on my foot (which was still in the cooler) i tripped and fell....when my friends tell it they exagerate so much but after a quick trip to the local hospital and a cast the next morning we went back camping...
2007-02-04 12:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I drank too much beer in a dodgy pub when I was 16.
I staggered to the urinal very drunk and relieved myself. Then I promptly fell over to the right, knocking over the guy next to me who was having a slash... who fell, knocking the guy next to him... who fell, knocking the guy next to him...
It was like one of those domino rally things when you set them all up and then knock the one at the end to set off the whole sequence. Only with p*** flying everywhere and very angry blokes.
I got punched in the face. I flew backwards. I had to run away.
2007-02-05 08:32:20 · answer #7 · answered by Chrisso De La Zouch 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me and my boyfriend and 4 of my best friends went running down the road butt naked and jumped in the guy next doors' pool. then me and my Boyfriend passed out opn the roof. And I am afraid of heights and I woke up Screaming My head off!!
2007-02-08 07:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Fighting Irish Lass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got so drunk in a bar that I went into a Female bathroom.
2007-02-07 11:20:13 · answer #9 · answered by Teddy Bear 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got totally trashed one night when my boyfriend had his buddies over to watch football on tv. I was just there to help him with the drinks and snacks was having fun so I stayed. By halftime I was 3 sheets to the wind, by the end of the game I was sloshed! Our team won and to show my team spirit I got up on the coffee table and did a sexy strip tease, right down to my birthday suit. His buddies were thrilled but my boyfriend was horrified -- we broke up soon after. Now I'm dating one of his buddies who was at the party. He has a better sense of humor!
2007-02-04 12:47:09 · answer #10 · answered by not chey 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋