How do you cover up your poo's when you at someone Else's house?

Question

I tend to go for the flush and dump method

Answer 1

Drop a huge fart, and rattle the windows, then drop some soap into the basin a few times to really get the splash effect, and come out with a huge relieved grin on your face.

Answer 2

Disposing of one feces is a personal hygiene matter.

You cannot flush and dump at the sametime.
Why do you need to dump when you have the facilities in having to use a bathroom.

If you need to poo at someone's house go for the flush, make sure that it is flushed properly before leaving the bathroom so that the next person/persons who need to use the bathroom will not be encountered in having to disposed of it and also to decrease the chance of having an out break of diseases

Answer 3

Who cares if it splashes. Its the farting noises and smell I'm worried about. I always pray for a clean poo so that I don't have to use too much paper. I don't want them thinking I using a whole roll. And then I'm thinking, can they hear me flushing 3 times? I sure hope not. And why did they build this bathroom so close to where everyone is sitting anyways???

Answer 4

Here in the US, we simply flush. I am curious about your "flush and dump method". What's that? Do you use an outhouse? A hole in the ground?

Answer 5

Lol!!! Isnt it amazing how a normal bodily function can cause so many problems! Thing is, whatever you do, whatever is suggested, the moment you go into that little room EVERYONE knows what you've gone in for. Most of us have heard all the various diverting 'sounds' and think it's funny so just go in there and do it. Wash your hands afterwards and come out nonchalantly and carry on where the conversation broke off...:-)

Answer 6

This is an unnecessary concern. As you are using the lavatory for it's correct purpose, no-one would be offended if the 'followed you in'.

One needs only excuse, deny or cover-up that which is socially unacceptable.

Answer 7

Err, just don't!!! Unless you have IBS, you should be able to avoid it!
OK, if you reeeeeally have to go... put loo paper in the loo first to minimise noise of poo landing... and if it's smell you're avoiding, flush straightaway, before it's had much of a chance, even if it means flushing again after you've done your cleaning up.. spray loads of air freshener... if they have none, open the window... though it should be open anyway in a bathroom... and that's it really...

Answer 8

The three steps to a guaranteed stealth turd in any situations are thus;
1) Put toilet paper on seat, it provides warmth on cold days, and stops your butt sticking to the seat if it's clammy.
2) Put sufficient toilet paper in the toilet to silence the plop. Not too much as this will block the toilet.
3) Sit down, and have a folded up bit of paper in hand clamped to your sphincter to ease out the turd, and muffle the sound of farts.


I'll get me coat....

Answer 9

I just don't. I hold it until I get home. If I'm feeling that sick where I have to go, I simply leave. Tell the host or whomever, that I'm not feeling well and must leave. If I can't hold it, I must be very sick and then I won't want to do that in anyone else bathroom but my own.

Answer 10

Put toilet tissue down loo first. It will stop the plopping noise. Also a good tip for when you have that first wee in the morning and you got company staying.