2007-02-04 10:03:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Don't fart.
2007-02-04 10:12:22 · answer #1 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Helmet Anti-Asphyxiation Tips:
1* Take it off!
2* Get a sharp stick & poke a hole in it!
3* Cut it off at the neckline, but DO NOT your neck ... this is a common problem with helmets causing involuntary self-decapitation!
4* Hold your breath!
5* Do it like you would a jar, tap all around the helmet's neckline attachment area with a hammer, this should break the air seal and you should be abme to POP IT OFF!
6* Use some VASELINE [i.e. petrolium jelly]! K-Y jelly will work too if that's all you have in the medicine cabnet.
7* Try soaking your head in some HOT WATER. Heating air molecules causes the air to expand.
8* If all else fails? Beat your head on the side of a tree. It should come off in pieces, if you hit it hard enough!
9* Call the company who made it and SUE their slacks off!
10* Last but not least? CALL 9 1 1 !!!!!!!
2007-02-04 18:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it off..your time is running out..you have not been breathing for awhile now..by the way, why are you wearing it.
2007-02-04 18:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude.. take it off, I don't know how you manage to wear it 24/7.
2007-02-04 18:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start evolving to breath with your a**.
2007-02-04 18:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by great gig in the sky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn i was so hoping for a picture of dark helmet, i am dissapointed
2007-02-04 18:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by abcdefghijk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get an oxygen tank for it, of course.
2007-02-04 18:10:09 · answer #7 · answered by Derek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fix it or abandon it. I would get rid of something what is not working.
2007-02-04 18:10:03 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get the monkey!
2007-02-04 18:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
open the freaking oxygen valve already.
2007-02-04 18:14:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drill a hole in it, it might work!
Hope it helped...
2007-02-04 18:19:27 · answer #11 · answered by Yahoo! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋