Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time
What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
Why do men name their privates?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!!"
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "*****!!!"
They each continue on their way, and ..... as the man rounds the next
corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ..... and dies immediately.
If only men would listen.
Enjoy!!
2007-02-04 09:18:11 · 9 answers · asked by ok 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FOR ALL THOSE MEN WHO SAY, WHY BUY A COW WHEN YOU CAN GET MILK FOR FREE.
HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU: NOW DAYS, 80% OF WOMEN ARE AGAINST MARRIAGE,
WHY? BECAUSE WOMEN REALIZE IT'S NOT WORTH BUYING AN ENTIRE PIG JUST TO GET
A LITTLE SAUSAGE.
1. MEN ARE LIKE.....LAXATIVES.........THEY IRRITATE THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
2. MEN ARE LIKE...BANANAS.....THE OLDER THEY GET, THE LESS FIRM THE ARE.
3.MEN ARE LIKE....WEATHER. NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO CHANGE THEM.
4.MEN ARE LIKE....BLENDERS... YOU NEED ONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT QUITE SURE
WHY.
5.MEN ARE LIKE....CHOCOLATE BARS.... SWEET, SMOOTH, &THEY USUALLY HEAD
RIGHT FOR YOUR HIPS.
6.MEN ARE LIKE....COMMERCIALS....YOU CAN'T BELIEVE A WORD THEY SAY.
7.MEN ARE LIKE DEPARTMENT STORES....THEIR CLOTHS ARE ALWAYS 1/2 OFF.
8.MEN ARE LIKE ....GOVERNMENTS BONDS.... THEY TAKE SOOOOOOOO LONG TO
MATURE.
9. MEN ARE LIKE... POPCORN.... THEY SATISFY YOU, BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE
WHILE.
10. MEN ARE LIKE...MASCARA... THEY USUALLY RUN AT THE FIRST SIGN OF
EMOTION.
11.MEN ARE LIKE SNOWSTORMS... YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'RE COMING, HOW MANY
INCHES YOU'LL GET OR HOW LONG IT WILL LAST.
12.MEN ARE LIKE....LAVA LAMPS... FUN TO LOOK AT, BUT NOT VERY BRIGHT.
13.MEN ARE LIKE PARKING SPOTS... ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN, THE REST ARE
HANDICAPPED.
2007-02-05 22:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like there's a mutual interest right here. If he's mostly an asshole yet on the top of the evening he calls you and tells you to have sweet targets it truly appears like he may be starting up to seem at you in yet in a unique way, and your doing an similar. Its only about no longer a possibility for a male and woman to be acquaintances without one falling in love with the different. Why do not you note if perhaps he needs to go back over for dinner or some thing? keep it chum orientated yet mutually make it only about date like then analyze the project from there. examine his body language. The seem on his face etc. Then flow with in spite of your gut feeling is. Its typically useless on. sturdy luck :)
2016-11-25 01:46:38 · answer #2 · answered by delk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funniest joke ever....womens rights
2007-02-04 09:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-02-04 09:21:38 · answer #4 · answered by jmdjslkrb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...Funny & True!
2007-02-04 09:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOOOOOO! thats y girls rule :) lol
2007-02-04 09:44:40 · answer #6 · answered by kiss_of_a_dreamer 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol so true.
2007-02-04 09:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol:)
2007-02-07 14:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really enjoyed the last one!! Thanks!
2007-02-04 09:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋