A man goes to his mate's fancy dress party with nothing but a girl with no clothes on on his back.
"So what on earth are you supposed to be?" the host asks.
"I'm a snail." The man replies.
"What a load of rubbish!" spits his host. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that girl with no clothes on on your back?"
"That's not just any girl, mate," the bloke replies, "that's Michelle." (me shell)
2007-02-04 09:08:18 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved that joke! My real name IS "Michelle!"
2007-02-04 09:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. LOL
I've never heard that one before.
Here's one for you.
A snail slides in to a Cadillac dealership & throws a huge wad of cash on the sales managers desk, & says, "I want your biggest, & brightest Caddy, & I want it to have a giant "S" painted on each side of it, plus one giant "S" on the hood, as well as the trunk"
The sales manager counts out the money, & replies, "You got it, but if you don't mind my asking, what's the deal with the giant "S".
The snail responded by saying "All of my life, I have been a lowly snail. Many people have looked down on me, but most failed to even notice me. Just once I want to be treated with some dignity. I want to be noticed, but not where people look at me & say Ohh, look at that lowly snail. After today, I know that people will see me driving down the street in my brand new Cadillac, & say: "Look, look, look at that S car go!!""
Hope that one is new for you.
2007-02-04 09:24:20 · answer #2 · answered by No More 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats a lot of good ones tonite have you changed your name from someone else havent seen you on jokes before 10/10
2007-02-04 09:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say the same about a tortoise !
2007-02-04 09:22:27 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
thats funny!!!
i LOVE IT.lol
2007-02-04 09:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by vinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!!! Keep them coming!
2007-02-04 09:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I don't get the naked part.
2007-02-04 09:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by multipły 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie
2007-02-04 09:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny but why is she naked?
2007-02-04 09:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jdiz 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww that is so funny and cute....!
2007-02-04 09:24:14 · answer #10 · answered by ok 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋