i think my cats are trying to take over the planet because they always gather my clothes up in a circle and sing to them every night at the same time. they sound like dogs too, and their eyes always stare at me at night and they light up like glow lights. do you think my cats are part of some high staff of cat killers or do you think they just wanna kill me?
2007-02-04 08:41:58 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
They have already take over and we are their slaves.
2007-02-04 08:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats are the instruments of the Devil. They go to sleeping babies and suck the breath and their souls out of them. Being the familiars of witches they accompany them down to Hades and leave the babies souls in purgatory. Cats have nine lives and they will use up a life and cause an automobile accident to try to take the life of a person. The night eye shine you see reflected in the cats eyes are the remaining corpse light of the souls of the dead they have taken to Hades. The staring eyes of the cat are what is known as the evil eye. Look away! Each time you get the evil eye they take a part of your ability to resist them. Have you noticed you have been having a run of bad luck lately? They sing in a circle and they will sing in unison. Those who have, since the beginning of history, been on the dark side, dance in circles and make songs to he who is the prince of darkness. Dip the ends of their tails in Holy Water. Do not make direct eye contact with them. And above all never sleep in the light of the full moon during the witching hour or your immortal soul may be lost forever and you are as good as dead.
2007-02-04 17:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Edward W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cats have spent many evenings on foiled attempts to take over world governments, but so far all they have managed to do is stink up the litterbox.
They are full of plans, but when all is said and done, they all want to be in charge. Civilization is safe due to their inability to act cooperatively.
I don't think they want to kill you- they'd need another food source, and it's so much trouble to train up a new one. I think they just like to scare you.
2007-02-04 16:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by CYP450 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course! Cats have been plotting to take over the world ever since they became a common house pet. It would be so easy for them to do it and they have all of the supplies they need. Good luck to us humans!
2007-02-04 16:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by mcvcm92 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cats like the one who is in Kid vs Cat are trying but there are good Cats too actully tere are many kind of cats
Ichigo(Catgirl)
Happy(Dragon's cat)
Amanojaku(Ghost inside Cat)
Doraemon(Cat-Robot)
2014-05-05 12:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and my sister's cat is the kitty Antichrist.
As we speak the little demonspawn is staring at me from the top of the curtains with one red eye. Don't let his round tummy fool you, this animal is a bad seed.
2007-02-04 16:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by LX V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cats are taking over the world, it's a gradual process - you are already a prisoner.
Beware the cat's with thumbs - they are the next step....
2007-02-04 18:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Debi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-02-04 16:45:00 · answer #8 · answered by Clarissa C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe not the world but the house they live in. I always say I have two cats and they let me live with them.
2007-02-04 21:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your cat is posessed!
Normal cats are too stupid to take over the world. They are pretty much like moving, eating pieces of furniture.
2007-02-04 16:45:31 · answer #10 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, in fact they already have taken over the world. They made you post this question without your even realizing that you were being forced to do it. They won't kill you, as long as you continue to do their bidding.
2007-02-04 21:21:40 · answer #11 · answered by Monica 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋