In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you give birth to your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup...gonna be a bear.
2007-02-04 08:39:34 · 14 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE BEAR
2007-02-04 13:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're a bear, you have to battle the elements to hunt for enough food for you and your family, and you can spend several days without it sometimes.
If you're a bear, you have to avoid hunters, or end up as a trophy on someone's floor.
If you're a bear, and you wander into an inhabited area, you run a high risk of being shot.
If you're a bear in a National Park, you will be tagged, then gawped at by hundreds of people every year. And if you do something wrong, then you run a risk of being moved to somewhere else, or being put down.
If you're a bear in captivity, you may be forced to stand on your back legs and dance on a hot tray, or be kept in a space that is too small for you, and kept on your own.
I think I'd rather come back as another human.
(Sorry to put a dampener on your otherwise lovely ideal)
2007-02-04 08:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sounds like a good life. Just stay away from the Zoo. It would be a toss up to be female human then or a bear in the Bronx zoo.
2007-02-04 08:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
looks like the bear hunting around here is going to get better
2007-02-05 03:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Love it.. :) Totally gonna be a bear in my next life.
2007-02-04 08:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to see you bear
2007-02-04 08:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I want to be a bear too!
2007-02-04 08:46:45 · answer #7 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, i wanna be a bear as well, wouldn't mind.lol.
2007-02-04 08:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by taxi 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao i am gonna be a bear also
2007-02-04 08:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by helen34 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it.
My husband says I'm already a grizzly bear..........I don't do mornings and I really should shave my legs!!
2007-02-04 08:47:08 · answer #10 · answered by madmynx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thumper the rabbit is my next life
2007-02-04 09:03:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋