A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and livetogether in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-02-04 08:30:56 · 18 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are out to prove something tonite gigi you have a bust up at the weekend or are you just being a woman 10/10
2007-02-04 08:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha. Extremely funny. 10/10 and a star 4 u
2007-02-04 16:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sheesh
2007-02-04 08:34:39 · answer #3 · answered by John S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i'm information this the superb option it appears that evidently such as you have been pulling out of a automobile park to teach left onto a highway. The highway is 4 lanes on the two components. the two lanes of site visitors closest to you, heading the alternative way of the form you have been turning stopped to make it easier to pull out in front of them to teach. the lady that hit you became into vacationing in the third lane over (out of the 4 lanes which you have been crossing in front of to teach)? if it relatively is the case than you're at fault. the lady that hit you had the the superb option of way. even nonetheless the two lanes of site visitors have been waving you on, you nonetheless did no longer have the the superb option of way. it would not matter that her brakes have been going out. I even have labored as an coverage agent for the previous 9.5 years & I even have considered countless injuries very corresponding to this one. In all of them, the guy that became into pulling out in front of site visitors to teach left became into deemed at fault. wish this helps.
2016-10-01 10:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by snead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so i think with these jokes you're trying to say women are geniuses and men are plain stupid. Now im not sayin that im offended, cuz these are just jokes. Nor am I gonna argue with u again cuz these are just jokes. But I do think they’re enough for one night. Think its time to hit the pillow.
Sweet dreams
2007-02-04 08:42:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mohammad 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And the man says oh s - - - , your just like all the other women I've met, they know how to play dirty pool also.
2007-02-04 09:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great I laughed to this one
But then I am a bloke and could see this being just my type of luck
2007-02-04 08:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Magic a first time on here too. Great.
2007-02-04 08:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that's funny, but i had to read it like a million times before i got it, lol
2007-02-04 08:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope it's a fair cop ! haha
2007-02-04 08:38:04 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋