During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the Vicar with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you £100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out."
He passed the Vicar £100 and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
When it comes time for the groom's vows, the Vicar looks the young man in the eye and says, "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "I do."
The groom leaned toward the Vicar and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."
The Vicar put the £100 into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."
2007-02-04 08:28:49 · 8 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my... I thought my wife and I were the only ones to approach our wedding priest this way... :)
2007-02-04 08:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-04 08:31:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nutty Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep theres no messing with you ladies it woudnt pay anyway 10/10
2007-02-04 08:39:27 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did I know you were going to say that.
2007-02-04 08:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was he pipped to the post ?
2007-02-04 08:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good!
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2007-02-04 08:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. very funny =)
2007-02-04 08:31:55 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
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2007-02-04 08:31:34 · answer #8 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋