A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
Then the frog inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!
2007-02-04 08:26:50 · 16 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its only a joke lads xx
2007-02-04 08:35:03 · update #1
Chinese proverb. Be careful what you wish for !
2007-02-04 08:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at the same time as the humorous tale is like WOW! I definitely have heard of folk who've died from a mushy coronary heart attack and individuals who've survived from a super coronary heart attack. My final desire could have been to get a fever of ninety 9 levels...he could have have been given a fever of 990 levels!!!
2016-09-28 10:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well she isnt going to be farting around is she good one gigi 10/10
2007-02-04 08:35:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol- I've heard it before but it's a good joke. :)
2007-02-04 08:31:15 · answer #4 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i put this one up a few days ago lol. still funny!
2007-02-04 08:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny...now where do you think we can find such a frog?
Just kidding, thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-04 08:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes cool
2007-02-04 08:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! lol We are great aren't we?
2007-02-04 08:31:24 · answer #8 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!! Good one! Yeah, we are smart, so don't mess around with us!
2007-02-04 08:31:01 · answer #9 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'd like a mild heart attack." ???
Think it is better than "I'd like a mild headache?"
2007-02-04 08:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋