Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed, Clueless
Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him! Good grief, woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one!
Sincerely, Abby
2007-02-04 08:19:58 · 10 answers · asked by Peek-A-Poo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW thats great.
Penny Mae, its about Hillary Clinton.
2007-02-04 08:34:11 · answer #1 · answered by Josh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like reading expensive Abby. I additionally disagree with countless the advice she supplies, even nevertheless many of the time i discover her advice to be very efficient and exciting. :) they might desire to have a internet site the place you are able to write in and vote on how solid expensive Abby's advice column grew to become into that week. :)
2016-09-28 10:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it HE should be writing the DEAR ABBY letter!
2007-02-04 08:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! except you need to update the joke:
...since he lost his job seven years ago, ...
2007-02-04 08:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved this one big time two thumbs up for this one
2007-02-04 08:28:25 · answer #5 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not from N.Y. and I do not get it. , but the first part can be taken generically.
Grow up and dump him!
2007-02-04 08:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the few in this section that made me laugh!!!
2007-02-04 08:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Bloodsucker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny true funny true funny true
2007-02-05 03:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That was good
2007-02-04 08:26:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♥xvioletx1882♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol :)
2007-02-04 08:54:52 · answer #10 · answered by multipły 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋