How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
2007-02-04 08:18:16 · 24 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol yes i know i have answered my own question lol
if i didnt how are you spose to know the answer
its in the joke section
2007-02-04 08:23:05 · update #1
wow must have been some friction i wonder if he changed hands 10/10
2007-02-04 08:56:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is what his woman frien needed to attraction to close............................... quicker or later, Pinocchio and his lady friend were in mattress doing what females and timber boys do. Later, as they were cuddling, Pinocchio ought to tell that something change into bothering his lady friend. So he requested her, "what's the count number, infant?" Pinocchio's lady friend gave a large sigh and spoke back, "you're in all likelihood the acceptable guy i have ever met, yet each and every time we make love, you provide me splinters." This commentary stricken Pinocchio very much, so the subsequent day he went to seek some suggestion type his author, Gepetto. even as Pinocchio arrived, Gepetto ought to tell something change into bothering Pinocchio, and requested him what change into the count number. As Pinocchio printed his predicament, Gepetto searched up and down for a answer. finally, he reported that sandpaper may manage to "tender" out Pinocchio's courting jointly with his lady friend. Pinocchio graciously thanked Gepetto and went on his way. Gepetto had no longer heard from Pinocchio for a lengthy time period and hence assumed that the sandpaper had solved all of Pinocchio's complications. a pair weeks later, Gepetto change into on the city to have some blades sharpened on the ironmongery shop even as he bumped into Pinocchio. even as he pronounced Pinocchio paying for each of the packs of sandpaper the shop had in inventory, Gepetto remarked, "So Pinocchio, issues should be going fairly damn good with the girls." To which Pinocchio spoke back, "females? WHO favor females??
2016-11-02 07:51:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Pinocchio got his first scout lesson: rubbing pieces of wood together causes friction which causes heat and possibly combustion.
2007-02-04 08:24:08 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He tried to get warm near an old wood stove.
2007-02-04 08:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by recon_marine28 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Termites,
2007-02-04 08:20:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He kept getting splinter when he went to the loo ?
2007-02-04 08:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He kept getting splinters in his hands.
2007-02-04 08:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was jacking off and he got a splinter
2007-02-04 08:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Matt(e)R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-04 08:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Jilli Bean 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A: He got a splinter.
2007-02-04 08:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Lolly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋