A girl and a guy go horse riding. Her horse rears up and he catches the bridle and screams at the horse "That's once". Later, the horse does it again "That's twice" the guy shouts. Trotting along, her horse rears up again. "That's three" shouts the man and shoots the horse right between the eyes. The girl looks down at her dead horse. "That's a little harsh, isn't it?" That's once" shouts the guy.
2007-02-04 08:06:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GOOD ONE.....I liked reading the comments as much as the joke!
2007-02-04 08:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That guy needs help! No sense killing the horse ... now he has to share the ride with the girl.
On the other hand, he's fair. He did gave the horse three chances and ... now the girl.
2007-02-04 16:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was quite dumb! POOR HORSE...Maybe she should turn around and shoot her Boyfriend for being a horse killer!
YES I DO HAVE A TEMPER!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 16:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by ♥xvioletx1882♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if someone shot the horse i was riding id freak and shoot him! haha lol
2007-02-04 16:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Allie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i would kill him and tell the police that the horse went mad with cheese. What a loser.
2007-02-04 16:19:20 · answer #5 · answered by Go buck a fuffalo.. (<3) 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, its not that bad, POOR HORSE! that joke promotes animal cruelty . . . . but it's just a joke so nvm
2007-02-04 16:09:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
THIS IS ONCE!
lol. im kidding. keep on posting jokes man. thx
2007-02-04 16:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mohammad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an ok joke
but the comments you got are far better lol
2007-02-04 16:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That goes back to the 1960's...
2007-02-04 16:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by jcha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That guy must have escaped from some sort of hospital. >Ahem mental<
2007-02-04 16:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋