My almost brother in law is having a batchlure party. What are some good jokes that we can pick on him a little?
CLEAN JOKES PLEASE!
2007-02-04 07:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You tell him that when he first enters the bedroom he should circle the bed like a shark. Circle it and circle it before he decides which side to lay down on. Once he picks his side he had better be comfortable with it because that will be his side for the rest of his life!
2007-02-04 07:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by roxy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For starters, ask him if he is really really ready to be transformed to be:
One who gave up in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.
One who says farewell to Wine, Women and guns.
One who would never forget his mistakes.
One who must get into bed from one side.
One who must leave the party when he starts having a good time.
2007-02-04 07:42:02 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay first of all, its "bachelor" ... i have problems with major spelling errors. sorry if you took that a wrong way, but i mean in no way, shape or form to be a smart a** remark. i just hate spelling errors.
also:
what would fall faster, a blonde or a brunette?
...the brunette because the blonde would have to ask for directions.
2007-02-04 07:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by nybabyblu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's one i did for a friend of mine who got married a few years ago put super glue on the tolit seat and let the first person to sit down try to get off the tolit after that... lol that was fun to watch...
2007-02-04 07:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by geostrom b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first joke should be how you spelled Bachelor. LOL
2007-02-04 07:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by mcynnis1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to church and stop sinning your soul.
2007-02-04 07:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋