A pregnant woman from Oklahoma gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. When she wakes up, she sees she's no longer pregnant and she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you've had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Arkansas came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"
She asks him, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew. "
2007-02-04 07:30:00 · 8 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omfg that was so hilarious...if i had to rate it...15/10
2007-02-04 08:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Cute joke.. 11/10 :)
2007-02-04 08:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar joke once, it was funnier.
2007-02-04 07:40:27 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh god!! Funny stuff!! The boy's gonna have a great time in school ; )
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-04 07:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny! LOL!
2007-02-04 07:38:24 · answer #5 · answered by wildaboutme23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LAUGH OUT LOUD...
CUTE JOKE!
2007-02-04 08:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one... more jokes please... i love reading these for a great laugh...
2007-02-04 08:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-02-04 07:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by snoop_dougie_doug04 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋