mine is the one about the bear that ate all the bad little boys for teasing.
2007-02-04 06:27:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"A silent wife is a gift from the Lord".
My fiance gets a kick out of that one.
2007-02-04 06:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by justagirl33552 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That one is a very good one! I once saw that happen to a co-worker that embarrassed at work, and then he got harrassed by a female state-trooper (bear)! My favorite is 1Samuel: 6, where they take the Ark of God, the five golden tumors and the five golden rats and put them on a driverless cart pulled by two cows and send it to Beth-shemesh, with the cows mooing as they go. When the cows go straight to Beth-shemesh, everyone there is glad, they chop up the cart, they kill the cows and have a barbeque. Then they put the Ark of God and the chest containing the tumors and rats on a rock...but the ungrateful people (no doubt drunk from the party) just HAVE to look in the Ark...and they get themselves in big trouble...and 70,000 of them die...That was some big party!
2007-02-04 06:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to pretty much say when Lot's wife turns into a pillar of salt for looking back at the city when God told them not too.
I only find that funny because superstitious people think it is literal.
2007-02-04 06:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Automaton 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not funny. It just illustrates how ignorant the Hebrews were about the nature of the God they were supposed to be worshipping. Very provincial of them. Very primitive. They weren't much better by the time Christ came along.
A funny verse. Nope. But a fun one? "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye nations. Sing to the Lord with gladness." Although anyone hearing me sing IS gonna think it funny. I sound like a frog with a person in my throat.
2007-02-04 06:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Mark 14:51
And a certain young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him.
Mark 14:52
But he left the linen sheet behind, and escaped naked.
FIRST STREAKER?
2007-02-04 06:52:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:1
2007-02-04 06:38:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I always try not to laugh in church whenever they read anything from the Bible that has the word "a s s" even though I know it really means donkey.
2007-02-04 06:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My favorite is where Sarah, Abraham's wife laughed when the angels told her she was going to have a baby. I think she was around a hundred years old.
2007-02-04 06:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Pearl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
KJV 1st Kings 16:11 "..left him not one that pisseth against a wall."
2007-02-04 06:42:01 · answer #9 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth
I think that one sets the tone for the unintentional humor of the rest of the ramblings.
2007-02-04 06:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋