The latest telephone poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas think illegal immigration is a serious problem.
A) 35% of respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."
B) 65% of respondents answered: "No es una problema serio."
2007-02-04 06:22:16 · 14 answers · asked by Lt. Dan reborn 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO !!! Send that to Washington D.C. Best one I've seen this week !!!
2007-02-04 06:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine that only a few years ago:
You can Live in Texas where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
Now it became:
1. You can rent a movie and buy tacos in the same store.
2. Amigo is not confused with bingo even by blue haired old ladies
..
5. Nearly all the kids in elementary schools is named Jose lopez, Jose garcia, Jose gonzalez.
and don't think your hood is much to write home about:
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2007-02-04 14:50:02 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe good one!! Yeah I live in Texas and there are only spanish-speakers everywhere!
2007-02-04 16:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! It's brilliant!!
Thanks for sharing xx
2007-02-04 14:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not that funny! You're going to get a whole bunch of us Texans mad.
2007-02-04 14:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-04 14:54:52 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-02-04 14:25:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No one lives in Texas, anyways. Bunch of rednecks.
2007-02-04 14:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
hahahahaha
i get it
2007-02-04 15:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by !!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that,s great i luv it
2007-02-04 14:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by sisi2594 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋