This guy dies and goes to hell. Complaining to the devil that he really does not belong there, the devil tells him that hell is not that bad. "Do you drink?", the devil asks. "Yes, I do" the man replies. The devil tells him "you will really like Mondays then. Alcohol all day long" The devil continues with "Do you gamble?" The man tells him that yes indeed he does. "Good" the devil replies, "we all gamble on Tuesday...cards, dice, you name it and you will find it on Tuesday." The devil then asks "do you like women?' " I certainly do" he replies. "That is great" the devil tells him, "we have women on Wednesday, take your pick of any of them." The devil then asks the man, "by the way, are you gay?. "No way", the man replies. the devil tells him "In that case you are really going to HATE Thursdays.
2007-02-04 05:36:30 · 3 answers · asked by I see dumb people 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not great!!!
2007-02-04 07:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's on Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
Let's see the whole menu before making judgement.
2007-02-04 15:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-02-08 12:43:07 · answer #3 · answered by EMMAS' CUTE_NESS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋