me and a girl (stupidly) volentered to help a magician with the sawing in half trick.
i thought it would be me helping to saw the girl in half: but no he asks me to get in the box, i was on stage i couldn't resist. i get in the box and the girl saws me in half!
the magician then asks her to get in a box (she's on stage and can't resist). he saws her in half.
here comes the problem: when he put us both back together hew gave us the other persons bottom half -
i want to know what we should both do about correcting this as the magician dissapered in a cloud of smoke and left us!
what do we do?
we've both don't like being half man and half girl!
help
2007-02-04 05:28:40 · 26 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Look at it this way, now you can finally wear tights!
;)
2007-02-04 06:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
is that really true?? it sounds scary, how did being sawn apart feel?
anyway, perhaps you could get another magician to saw you guys into half again and fix u up
2007-02-10 17:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by Yoi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yess, If That Was Actually True, I wud Say To Get Sawed In Half Again And Switch. ..
2007-02-04 05:34:58 · answer #3 · answered by {*} Dudette {*} 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the fair and have your own "friek show" together-- all you have to do all day is sit in your travel trailer until it is time for the crowd again--
2007-02-10 15:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should take the opportunity to find her erogenous zones so that when you swap back you will be an excellent lover!!!
2007-02-09 07:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get used to it and make the most of the cash$$$
2007-02-07 07:20:46 · answer #6 · answered by Freak_Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should sue the magician.
2007-02-07 14:47:58 · answer #7 · answered by BookWorm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhhhaaaaa i now a way saw them in half again and swap bums
2007-02-10 04:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh guy you ought to def take income of this..... take off your bottom halves outfits and study your way round a womans secret spots, it ought to help you contained in the destiny.....and that i gurantee you'll savour each and every min of it!!!! hahahahah lmao
2016-11-02 07:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by gilbert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I be your manager.? First appt - The Richard and Judy show... paul o'Grady show.. we'll discuss terms later. x
2007-02-09 10:32:32 · answer #10 · answered by emilybronte 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to www.mallusionist.com , all the magic tricks are exposed in this nice site
2007-02-05 02:15:39 · answer #11 · answered by futurastash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋