A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
"We just love the chocolate around them."
2007-02-04 05:10:01 · 55 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tink, your jokes are always awesomely funny (ive read other ones)
2007-02-09 15:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by Maryln 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this as a preacher visiting an elderly woman in the hospital. Eats all her peanuts. Then when he apologizes she says don't worry I already sucked the chocolate off.
2007-02-10 08:47:30 · answer #2 · answered by Mark W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Helarious, but gross.
Have you heard of the Tickle Me Elmo Joke?
There's a girl named Mandy that gets hired in the tickle me factory.
Sales start going down after she got hired
So the manager decides to fire her.
So when he got down to where she works
He saw piles of elmos on the floor.
He also saw that Mandy had a bag of marbles and red square cloth.
Then he saw her put two marbles inside the opening of the red cloth and glued it to elmo.
Then the manager said," You misunderstood me, I said give Elmo 2 test tickles, not 2 TESTICLES!"
2007-02-04 06:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by best.ninja.ever 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it's really funny. The other versions I heard are different and this one is the funniest. If you want more really funny jokes like this try this website:
2007-02-04 05:20:39 · answer #4 · answered by 10916a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one tink! Don't pay attention to those haters who are so insecure that they can't even take a joke!! they're just sad individuals!! keep it up!
2007-02-04 05:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by Boo 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
V. funny. A bit sick, but none the less amusing
2007-02-12 02:22:22 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just full of vitamins and bits from breakfast yum yum 10/10
2007-02-04 07:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny and kinda gross.lol
2007-02-04 05:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by whats up? 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its a good job they wern`t ready salted
2007-02-09 11:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that one is funnny!!!!!!
Poor Driver.He will think twice before accepting any hand outs I think!!
2007-02-11 04:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Gwen C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋