A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
2007-02-04 04:58:29 · 45 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one, Tink.....You have another star for this one, too. Ta!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 01:38:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Funny
2007-02-04 05:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
At age 83, I would rather show my chest, I doubt seriously if the person doin' the checkin, had I dropped my trousers, would have recovered their eyesite after the eye strain
2007-02-11 08:09:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny as i thought oh just another run of the mill joke but you made me laugh, now I'm gonna pass it on(thanks for brightening up a boring Sunday)
2007-02-11 03:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by karen333342 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved this one Tink, keep em coming, 10/10
2007-02-07 11:31:08 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a bunch of guys who act like that. I think that is the truth, since some act gay! Ewww! Loved the joke!
2007-02-11 02:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE
mother father and 5yr old son went to a zoo and saw a zebra's 2ft ***** hanging down son asked his mother "momma what is that " nothing" mommy replied. unsatisfied son went to his father asked "papa what is that, papa replied truthfully like a man, to a man"
"this is called a ***** son". "but momma says its nothing" son said.papa said" yes son its equal to nothing for your mother.
2007-02-09 21:17:06 · answer #7 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no hairy chest so i would be classed disabled 10/10 tink
2007-02-04 05:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No Respect
2007-02-11 14:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by Vic 420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny +
2007-02-04 05:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great punchline
2007-02-11 15:28:19 · answer #11 · answered by Lost Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋