I feel so bad for all of you who aren't worshipping Cthulu. Don't you know when the Great Old Ones rise that they will devour your for all eternity? By worshipping Cthulu and waking him from his Dead by Dreaming state, your torment will at least be short. Isn't that reason enough for you to abandon your false gods and worship all might Cthulu?????
2007-02-04 04:49:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry, the doctrine does not require that everyone on the planet worship anyone or anything, otherwise Andy Dick or Drew Carey would be an idol.
2007-02-04 04:52:30 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to worship Cthulhu,
but only when the stars are right!
2007-02-04 12:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes the mighty squid face must be worshipped!
Rev. H.P. Lovecraft warned you sinners!
2007-02-04 12:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i prefer to worship the stay puff marsh mellow man, but thank you for your concern. may all your marsh mellows be forever fluffy
2007-02-04 12:57:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to be devoured. I had better convert!
2007-02-04 12:54:30 · answer #5 · answered by citrus punch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Cthulu is dead but my God is alive!!! He's always been there and will always be there....he's not dead and is still alive!!!!! All powerful, almighty, omnipotent God...and he will reign forever more!!!! There's no God like Jehovah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-04 12:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Cookie48 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
why choose the lesser of two evils?
2007-02-04 12:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like I asked already, where can I find the crack you smoke
2007-02-04 12:52:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋